Update - 10/15/15: Sold! To the man in the funny hat! (He wasn't actually wearing a funny hat, but it was sold to a human being in a human transaction. No internet required. How bout that!?)
Update - 7/21/15: This was a fail. Several auctions and no bids.
Auction On! This bowl is available for auction at eBay. 100% of the proceeds go to the USO.
Auction Ends: ...well, it doesn't really end until someone bids on it. By that I mean I'm just going to relist it over and over and over again till someone bids on it. I will try to keep the link below updated every time I relist.